Bite me, Santa.

Designed in-house and 3D printed in durable PLA, this gingerbread abomination of festive violence brings all the chaotic energy of everyone’s favorite unkillable, hyperactive menace. He’s cute. He’s deadly. He’s smiling in that “I absolutely have a knife in my other hand” kind of way.

Perfect for fans who want their holiday tree to feel less Hallmark and more explosions, bad decisions, and improvised weaponry. Hang him proudly and let your guests know: this is not a normal household, and this is not a normal cookie.

Personalize your ornament to make a perfect gift for anyone at any time of the year (additional $0.50 per letter/space added).

ONE NAME PER ORNAMENT, PLEASE. *Personalization not available on FULL SET item.

Not intended for children and are not toys.

Polylactic Acid (PLA)

Important Notes:

The photo of your item may be slightly different as these are painted by hand.  However, this is a general example of the design theme.

All monitors are different and I've attempted to display the best representation of the item colors. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me.