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Meet the ED-209 Gingerbread Ornament — the only holiday decoration that can’t climb stairs but can absolutely dominate your Christmas tree. This chunky little enforcer is 3D printed in durable PLA, styled like a frosted gingerbread cookie, and ready to lay down some festive law. Perfect for RoboCop fans, sci-fi nerds, and anyone whose holiday aesthetic is “weaponized whimsy.”

Hang it with pride, admire its icing-style details, and enjoy the safest tree on the block. (Crime drops 100% within its line of sight. Results may vary.)

Personalize your ornament to make a perfect gift for anyone at any time of the year (additional $0.50 per letter/space added).

ONE NAME PER ORNAMENT, PLEASE. *Personalization not available on FULL SET item.

Not intended for children and are not toys.

Polylactic Acid (PLA)

Important Notes:

The photo of your item may be slightly different as these are painted by hand.  However, this is a general example of the design theme.

All monitors are different and I've attempted to display the best representation of the item colors. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me.